The Death of the Roaches

The Cockroaches, not Pacman's coach.

I abso-friggin-lutly hate those effin cockroaches.

To their death and subsequent extinction, I post this list of


FIVE POINT LIST ON
HOW TO KILL A COCKROACH

PART 1

1. Capture it alive and put it in an empty plastic water bottle. Put a small hole and proceed to fill the bottle with every toxic substances you can get your hands on - granted that it wouldn't kill you too. I suggest, substances that are slow reactants - those that kill slowly but painfully. Experiment and get creative. Place the bottle somewhere you can see and if bored shake it and feel all your troubles go away.

2. Pin it at the wall or floor with pins. Use it as a dart target and acupuncture it until it doesn't move.

3. Use a hammer. Or a shotgun. Even a home made bomb if you will.

4. Capture it alive and send it to North Korea.

5. Tie it to a chair and make it listen as you read your Debate and Argumentation book. It'll die of blood loss due to nose bleeding or internal haemorrhage sooner or later.

This'll be the end of PART I.
To Be Continued...